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Future Survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse 12 Step Meeting - March 25
Filed under UncategorizedMar 8
How will YOU survive the Zombie Apocalypse?
You better use your BRAINS now if you don’t want your head cracked open on a giant red penguin at 21c so Louisville’s undead hordes can slurp out your precious grey matter.
The Go Go Guerrilla Army is offering a very special 12 step program for Future Survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse.
- Learn vital zombie trivia
- Get tips on blending with the pack if you’re among the last unturned humans
- Share survival plans and army ration recipes
- Bring photos of your loved ones to practice shooting with nerf darts so you won’t flinch at blowing their mindless corpses away after they’re turned.
Before the nerf target practice, we’ll provide some Effen Vodka drinks to help you get over the gut reaction against shooting your loved ones. It’s for your own protection. One very special survivor will win a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide. The rest of you will just have to take notes… or take down the winner in a preemptive strike.
Bring the friends who’ll be most useful to your survival. Bring photos of your loved ones. Bring nerf guns if you own them.
Since we don’t want the zombies breaking into our 12 Step Meeting, the final location will be revealed 24 hours before we meet.
Stay safe. Stay sane. Stay human.
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