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  • Dating Profile Perkup

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    Jan 20

    I honestly can’t wait for this event. As someone who went on a lot of first dates from online websites, I genuinely want to help people look their best. It’s a high pressure environment and people generally suck at promoting themselves. This is sad, because people want to see you at your best, not at your most self effacing. I want to help you shine like the diamond you really are.

    Therefore, Palmyran Rebels is proud to present this year’s 1st DATING PROFILE PERK UP!

    No one likes to fill out those personality profile quizzes. Don’t worry - you’re not alone! Louisville Speed Dating is here to help you show yourself off in the very best possible light.

    Dress in something you consider flattering, because we’ll be taking up to date photos of you. No more camera phone shots taken in your mirror!

    Bring a printed copy of one online dating profile. It can be from Match.Com, Chemistry, OK Cupid, Plenty of Fish, JDate, or anything else. We’ll give everyone advice on how to turn a so-so profile into a real eyecatcher. After that, a member of the opposite sex will give you a few minutes of personal help bringing out your best. While waiting your turn, have a drink, mingle with the other singles, and mug for the camera.

    We’re meeting at Java Brewing Company on February 5th.

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