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  • The Classiest Thong Shop In Louisville

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    Feb 1

    Go Go Guerrilla Thong

    Go Go Guerrilla Thong

    Welcome to Palmyran Rebels shiny new Thong Shop.

    I know most people have somewhat more mundane swag. Don’t worry, we’ll be adding Go Go Guerrilla Army T-Shirts and such in the coming weeks. First things first, though - Palmyran Rebels is here to bring you lighthearted fun, and nothing says “whee!” more than amusing thongs and roller coasters. Since personalized roller coasters are out of the average person’s price range, you’ll have to make due with a thong.

    This is the perfect thing to wear under your toga at the upcoming Lupercalia party on February 12!  (If you’re wondering where all our RSVP’s are, check out the Go Go Guerrilla page on Facebook. Good times are a’coming!)

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Upcoming Events

August 1
Garden Party High Tea and Weapon Cleaning
This is an afternoon for all Louisville's steampunk lovers to show off their costumes, their brasswork, and their crafts. We'll supply a diversity of fresh brewed teas, crepes, and finger sandwiches to keep things civilized.

August 9
2nd Monday Speed Dating: 20's and 30's
Join us at Westport Whiskey and Wine for our monthly Speed Dating. Enjoy a complimentary wine tasting before we settle down and meet Louisville's most outgoing singles.

August 12
Future Survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse 12 Step Meeting
How will YOU survive the Zombie Apocalypse? You better use your BRAINS now if you don't want your head cracked open on a giant red penguin at 21c so Louisville's undead hordes can slurp out your precious grey matter. The Go Go Guerrilla Army is offering a very special 12 step program for Future Survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse.

August 15
Princess Bride Festival: 2nd Annual Dread Pirate Roberts Reunion
It's INCONCIEVABLE you'd miss this amazing 2nd annual festival! Join the Dread Pirate Roberts Franchise! Navigate your way through the Fire Bog! Buy your own Farmboy at our auction. It'll be an amazing family friendly day at The Alley Theater.